insomniac-arrest:

I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly

like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best life

people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up

xizor14:

“We want a new AC announcement!”

Nintendo:

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coruption:

coruption:

there are only two types of male anime protagonists:

  • angry
  • pisces
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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

handshake:

archive mb for @ziyiwangs

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

end-gateway:

end-gateway:

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

librabutch:

librabutch:

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

and the courage to accept that i had to

petewave:
“waiting for a package to arrive…..
”

petewave:

waiting for a package to arrive…..

akamxru:

hozier like 4 years ago: when, my, time comes around, lay me gently in the cold, dark earth

me, still:

nO GRAVE, CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN - ILL CRAWL HOME TO HER

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